Fighting Evil (NOT by Moonlight)
Sorry for the general lack of update in the past weeks. Rumors of my abduction to the dungeons of Windspear Hills
have been greatly exaggerated. I was simply “busy” fighting multiple
battles all over the multiverse: some on the planet Char; some around
the region of Amn; some against the evil in the Kingdom of Baron; some
in my supercomputer grid composed of Melchior, Balthasar, and Casper
(a.k.a. my local area network of 2 laptops and 1 desktop); and yet some
more in my kitchen againsts undead chickens using the Wok +3
(Prometheus) given to me as a reward in a previous quest (“Drop Mom Off
at the Airport”), although my dexterity penalty and lack of resistance
to fire doesn’t help. Finally, there’s the computer graphics course.
Among all these battles, the ones on my computers are the most
productive. In fact, I have become an apprentice in the art of
spyware/adware removal and protection, under the guidance of Master
Mahmood, now a veteran in this ever growing battlefield. Apparently,
barring the case where they need someone who speaks Arabic, I will
probably be the next guy to be hired.
By the way, hopefully some of you still haven’t gone to watch Star
Wars. Last time the big movie going that Eliott organized was cancelled
and some of you went in smaller groups. I heard good things about
Madagascar also, so that may be an alternative.
- SwordAngel